Do you find that you are so busy doing very serious and important activities?

That you sometimes ignore your 'friends' and then they get mad and then they ignore you and then you just say 'F' it and go get some new friends? Or do you generally not have any friends because you are ugly, mildly (if not morbidly) obese and lack the intellect to keep up with the crowd, or have so many babies that you don't 'have the time' but in fact are just to lazy to get up and get out. You're all full of excuses and 'no one cares anyway?' Damn straight no one cares!