How can I make sure I am leaving the BIGGEST "carbon footprint" possible?

Live in an RV which you never park except to fill up with gas. Eat only beef, and that in large quantities. Heat the RV with a charcoal burner, but be sure to leave all the windows open so you don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Don't keep the RV tuned up and don't inflate the tires correctly. Throw everything you don't want into the landfills. Then you can die and release all your toxins into the atmosphere by not being buried or embalmed.